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  1. RollTheDice

    RollTheDice A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Because boredom has waged a war against us all and we must fight back with posts!

    Why doesn't physics apply in shows?
     
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    because then it would be boring like real life

    where the tomatos be at
     
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    RollTheDice A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Tomatoes don't exist.. They are merely apples wearing a disguise!

    Why is the sky falling?
     
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    because if it was going up it would be going the wrong direction, pay attention

    can I borrow a shovel neighbor?
     
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    RollTheDice A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Sure, after I finish digging a grave!

    Can I borrow a gravestone?
     
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    I'll need it back by the end of the week

    did you check the expiration date before drinking that?
     
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    RollTheDice A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    What are you *burp*.. talking about, I drank that I didn't swear nothing...!

    Why do commercials vary in sound?
     
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    SolarFlame Socially Awkward Blacksmith

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    Because TV is too stupid to think of a regulated sound level.

    Why do you have to be 18 in Maine to buy a sword!?
     
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    because they don't trust old people with swords

    since salt makes you thristy why do they make it so good?
     
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    SolarFlame Socially Awkward Blacksmith

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    IT'S A CONSPIRACY TO GET YOU TO DRINK MORE.

    Why do I look so ugly in pictures?
     
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    it's a saftey mechanism in cameras, extremely beautiful ladies are uglied

    where can I buy some sugar?
     
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    SolarFlame Socially Awkward Blacksmith

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    At my left breast.

    Why am I so hungry?
     
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    acording to a study I read scientist think it might be from lack of candy
    also the study was done by the candy company

    how did my shadow get on the cieling?
     
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    SolarFlame Socially Awkward Blacksmith

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    WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
    My keychain is apparently a whip. What?
     
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    be careful you can have someones eye out with that

    how do you say rex in spanish?
     
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    Prablablabla.

    I thought this was Maine!?
     
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    that's what you get for thinking

    can dogs burp?
     
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    Yes. It's terrible.

    Can has blue rose?
     
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    they haven't been invented yet

    what do cats do with your sould after they steal it?
     
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    They put them in a freepost envelope and send them off to Cash4Soul.

    Have you taken out a loan in the past 6 months?
     

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