because you trained with ninjas but they erased your memory so you wouldn't remember them what the heck is that thing? D:
Probably stress, it happens to me all the time. Why does time go so fast prior to work, yet so slow at work? This really ticks me off. :'(
your job is built on a ripple in the fabric of time itself makeing time pass roughly 68.5678934564% slower then the rest of the universe can I have 2 pieces of candy? that boy's mummy let him have 2