Sure. Just as long as you don't mind making two return trips to Romania: one to take the shirt and one to give it back. F**king magnets, how DO they work?
Scouring the wasteland for those goddamn Sunset Sarsaparilla Star bottle caps. Don't you wanna know why we keep starting fires?
It's God's way of telling you that you should totally light them on fire. How can Party Rock be in the house if everybody's outside?
HOUSE is actually an acronym for Houdini's Orange Underpants Slipped Everywhere. How do I make a grilled cheese sandwich?
Get 2000 kilos of milk to ferment and plant wheat (or rye, if you so prefer) on a field of approximately 300 ha. Then, proceed to acquire a heating device such as this one while the milk ferments and the wheat grows. Once all of this is finished, call me and you will receive additional instructions. Do you like bananas?