Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Cause water evaporates and climbs into the sky, but sleeping pills don't.

Good god, when is the Alicorn Drama gonna end?

 

Around the same time all the other drama ends.

Pie, Yes or No?

 

Pie.

Why don't I have a girlfriend?

 

Knit some girl a scarf. Girls love scarves.

Would it be possible for a dolphin to tango?

 

No, but they can line dance.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

Because John Woo is directing a movie in the area.

Why are all the forum game threads inactive?

 

Because the Pinguin took it and ran away.

Why isn't salad blue?

 

It can be. Just put some BLUE cheese dressing on it. *Shot*

How does one even?

 

You have to be just a little odd l3

Do cat superheros have a secret identity for every one of their nine lives?

 

Not if that cat is Doctor Who in cat form.

Why can't elephants fly?

 

They can, as long as their pink and you have a bottle of alcohol on you.

So, how was your day?

 

How was my day? My day was not "How", it was "fine".

Where did the mane 6 get their purple hot air balloon from?

 

It was donated to the town of Ponyville by an odd traveling pony who was blown there in a tornado.

How many words do the Eskimos have for "fudge"?

 

Well after scientific calculations, the answer to that is--HEY LOOK OVER THERE! *Runs Off*

They call them Dragons, but what exactly do they drag?

 

They drag on and on.

capital of Irelebriscotland?

 

Canada

What is the best earth?

 

The kind that is very fertile for planting.

Why don't Skittles actually fall from rainbows?

 

They do. It's just that the birds eat them all before they reach the ground.

What should I have for dinner?

 

Cake and grief counseling.

What's the best way to teach a cat to fly?

 

Throw it at the ground and miss.

When should I stop procrastinating?