Because they never suffocate. How could computers have existed in the 70's if the internet didn't exist yet?
The potato makes for a better pet. How many boards could the mongols hoard, if the mongol hordes got bored?
What did the glass ever do to you? It deserves a chance to survive an emergency. Why is Comic Sans such a hated text?
Someone who wanted to lose the trust of the Great and Powerful Trixie. When will Apple release the next Windows OS?