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    Because "Street/Aircraft Carrier/Arena/Bath House Fighter" didn't fit on the box.

    Why is fire hot?
     
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    Because 'ice-grilled' chicken would be too crunchy.

    Why does 'the man' keep bringin' me down?
     
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    Because he keeps sticking his foot out to trip you.

    Dude, where's my car?
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    You're car has been impounded by the police

    Why does Equestria have video games, ovens and stoves but no t.v., computers or cars?
     
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    Because it makes too much sense for them to have been invented first.

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    The Grim Reaper. Uh... it's for you.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
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    To get its motives questioned.

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    why?
     
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    Because, that's why!

    What would you get if you locked one hundred monkeys in a room with one hundred typewriters for one hundred years?
     
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    A bunch of dead monkeys

    Whats the reason for this thread?
     
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    Did he pull the trigger?
     
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    Yes. He missed.

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    A mix between a buffalo and a pegasus

    what did he shoot at?
     
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    Everything.

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    Yesh

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    I prefer tea.

    Black tea?
     
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    No racism please.

    Why did the road cross the chicken?
     
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    For the halibut.

    Chips?
     

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