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  1. Hero Mode

    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    Because Dan Slott is a stupid name for a voice actor

    Why are there ponies in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic?
     
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    donwolfani adopted son of equestria

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    an instant black hole.

    what did scootaloo say when she saw kfc.
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    They better not come to get me because I am not a chicken!!!
     
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    DerpDerp New In Town

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    There can be no answer if there is no question.

    What is love?
     
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    donwolfani adopted son of equestria

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    dont hurt me. dont hurt me no more.

    *tilts head diagonally and bobs to music*

    do you get the saturday night live reference?
     
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    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
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    Indeed.

    Why are most vegans self-righteous douchebags?
     
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    Taxi Commander Wheeewhooahs

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    Because most self-righteous douchebags are vegans.

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    To look awesome with a top hat.

    What is that behind you?!
     
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    donwolfani adopted son of equestria

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    its me wearing googles because i look awesome in them

    what is the reason we have the π £ ° and ¶ cymbols on an android keyboard
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    Why is there no cats in the Pound Puppies?
     
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    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    whhhhhhhyyyyyyy?!?!?
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    Because I said so why is Pinkie Pie pink?
     
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    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    its simple really It was from evolution. It was from a master plan by a divine creator. It was pure bad luck.

    For whatever the reason, we humans die. By scientific investigation, we now have a pretty good idea as to why. However, even in our glorious time of modern technology, many micro-biological things still remain unknown. For example, research continues as to the exact reason why toxins disrupt cell function.

    In cases of prolonged fatal illness or coma, a discussion arises as to whether someone is dead or not. Organ donation is also a common factor in such discussion-- when is it okay to remove an organ from someone in a vegetative state in order to save another life? Thus [defining "death"] becomes an important issue.

    Whenever you're talking about science and medicine, you'd better know the lingo. We have for you here some [terms related to death].

    Cells die without oxygen. Starvation and stomach/intestinal problems are the only ways one can die in which lack of oxygen isn't the direct cause of death. In all other cases, be it a gunshot wound or cancer, it comes down to lack of oxygen. Now, it's obvious that cells die from lack of oxygen. The {reason} they die, though, isn't some magical law of nature that dictates that it must be so. You wanna be wise as to why cells die if they don't get no oxygen, sucka? [Lay it right here, yo]. (/end white-boy attempt at ebonics)

    There are all kinds of ways for energy production to be impeded, mostly in the ways that the body can find itself unable to process the necessary elements of life. So there is no one manner in which dying occurs-- no one specific dying process, though they all come down to oxygen deprivation and cell death. Choose from our list for [physiological descriptions of some common ways for the human body to expire].

    There is, however, certainly a definite [post-mortem process] that goes on in the deceased body, chocked full of chemical reactions other assorted phenomena.


    this is why.

    orange?
     
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    Potato.

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    A. depends
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    why do only female reindeer have antlers in winter?
    (its true look it up)
     
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    cuz there reindeer

    WHO ARE U!
     
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    That was not a question. I clearly saw an exclamation mark.

    Why do potatoes sprout in the spring?
     
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    BronyGeek27 Geek of all trades.

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    Because if they stayed hidden there would be no Vodka.

    If a carrot became sentient what would it's first thought be?
     
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    what am i doing?
     

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