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  1. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Around your neck.

    D-D-D-D-Do you have it?
     
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    N-n-n-n-nope.

    Who? What? Where? When? Why?
     
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    Did you see what I did there?
     
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    Dave's not here, man.

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    If she was up your ass, you'd know (sorry, bad joke).

    What if we could hear and smell like dogs?
     
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    We'd definitely be kept up all night by the sounds of people going about their daily lives in China.

    What would happen if we mated a cheetah and a turtle?
     
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    We'd get a churtle

    Why isn't chocolate mousse chocolate moose?
     
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    Because the moose would run away.

    Can a butt wipe?
     
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    Yes, with a butt wipe wipe

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    Why, so I can annoy you, Mr. Heverin!

    What's that behind you?!
     
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    My past. Hakuna Matata.

    Why is there air?
     
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    Because the icy vaccuum of space is notoriously difficult to breathe in.

    Why are there so many lawyers?
     
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    OBJECTION!!! This man's question is highly irrelevant, Your Honor.

    How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
     
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    It depends on how many squirrels you have.

    What is the best way to set water on fire?
     
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    By violently oxidizing it.

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    Because Nokia funds terrorism.

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    Because startled men in clown outfits falling into water hazards is a good thing?

    Do you have a plan as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
     
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    Yes... I have a plan as cunning as Hannibal Lecter.

    Do you still hear the lambs, Clarice?
     
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    Baaah!
    Oh, no wait that's just the General. My bad.

    What are you carving on that bullet?
     
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    I'm writin' yer name on it...

    Doctor Who?
     

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