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  1. XtremeHawkz

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    A: "Was watching MLP"

    Q: Why does Rainbow dash fly at the same speed as her friends run?
     
  2. BronyGeek27

    BronyGeek27 Geek of all trades.

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    She knows her friends could never keep up with her at top-speed, so she paces herself when she's with the group.

    Why can't I hold all these cookies?!
     
  3. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Because you have hooves instead of hands!

    Would you quit it?
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    BronyGeek27 Geek of all trades.

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    Under the fridge in the kitchen.

    Where does the time go?
     
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    SilverDash Frightened Inmate #2

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    Nowhere. Time stays where it is. The concept that time passes by is a conspiracy.

    Where's the beef?
     
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    BlaiseBrony An Everypony Regular

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    In the Griffon kingdom. Ponies don't eat meat.

    Why is orange a fruit, but not purple?
     
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    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
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    Because of timey wimey stuff.

    Why did the blonde sell her car?
     
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    Cuz ponies don't use cars, silly.

    If Derpy crashes into a tree and nobody is there to hear it, did it make a sound?
     
  10. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    :derpe: :dunno:

    How did you get so fluffy?
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    70min. dryer cycle with NO DRYER SHEET!!!

    How much is that pony in the window?
     
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    Its not for sale, Vint. Go away.

    What is a zucchini otherwise known as?
     
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    BlaiseBrony An Everypony Regular

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    Ummmm..... Fancy Mathmatics?

    Why does time=candy?
     
  14. Butter Scotch

    Butter Scotch The Guy In YOUR Fridge!

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    Doctor Who!

    What is love?
     
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    FRIENDSHIP!! Level up! Level two, GAINED THE POWER OF LOVE! Charisma and Charm + 2!

    What did Celly mean when she said, "I have watched you, from the very first day"?
     
  16. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    She's in the bushes outside your house right now. DON'T LOOK!

    Why did you look?!?
     
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    I wanted to see a FREAKING PRINCESS!

    WHY DO YOU CARE?
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    She stole my pants.

    Can you convince her to give them back?
     
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    Nerdus Pegasus A Pony Every Pony Should Know
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    Not until you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

    What is it all about?
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Pantsless dancing is best dancing.

    Wouldn't you agree?
     

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