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  1. Nerdus Pegasus

    Nerdus Pegasus A Pony Every Pony Should Know
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    Only if Robert E. Lee wakes up from his sleep. Perhaps Abe will also wake up to remind us about the analytical division of a house.

    Speaking of division, if x * y = 13, 1+x = 2, John bought x + y kiwis at the store, Jordan bought z apples at the store, and x and y are integers, what is the total mass of Alpha Centauri to 50 significant figures?
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    I think I need to buy a vowel first.

    What if the woodchuck prefers to be called Woodcharlie?
     
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    Wolf GET THE F*CK DOWN!

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    Something happens.

    What does a Bulldozer do?
     
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    Taxi Commander Wheeewhooahs

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    He takes all my friends into custody. Alternatively, he gets shot in the face.

    What equipment do I need to pull off the perfect heist?
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Snoozes Ninjas.

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    gywvsasdbviluasfnohnhiob7iovg7...

    Am I close?
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Twenty seven baboons.

    Would you be my bodyguard?
     
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    BlaiseBrony An Everypony Regular

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    YES

    Why does school suck?
     
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    It doesn't, that's what Chaos wants you to believe.

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  11. Wolf

    Wolf GET THE F*CK DOWN!

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    If they provide air support in our next job.

    Taser?
     
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    Only if your potato has Progressive insurance.

    Why is Pinkie Pie pink?
     
  13. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    She's made of cotton candy, duh!

    Would you please stop trying to eat her mane?
     
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    Err currrn't!!! Ert's surrr dulurrshurs!!!

    What is the meaning of this?
     
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    A barrier... Waiting to be broken.

    WHERE IS SEASON 4
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    It is definitely not being held hostage in my closet... >_>

    Why are you looking at me like that?
     
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    .... Your keeping season four away from me.

    Am I justified?
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Perhaps...

    Are you Madonna?
     
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    Silver sniffed the air, and sighed.
    Despite the best efforts of all involved, the scent of foul magic hung in the air.
    Dark Plague was back.

    Turning to Summer Breeze, he gave a slight frown.
    "What are we going to do with you? Taking prisoners was not part of the plan..."
    He thought a moment, and gave slight smile.
    "Very well... I'll need to discuss this with the others, but it seems to me that you will be far more useful on the battlefield than in a cell.
    How would you like to join the fight to make Equestria free again?"
     

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