Carpet Hi. What is this doing in R&P anyways? I don't know. You don't know. Nobody knows. Maybe the dude next to me knows. But you don't know the dude next to me. how do you know there's a dude next to me? maybe there's a woman. Maybe there's an alien. Or a muffin. Wait. Do you like muffins? Have you ever felt the need and sudden urge out of nowhere to run from your house to Dunkin Donuts, on a trycicle, to get a donut? Wait. But that made no sense. What's wrong with my sentence? You tell me. Fine. I'll tell you. The problem is that you can't simply RUN on a trycicle, that you must BIKE on a tricycle. Besides, what happened to your mission, fool? You were going to get muffins, and returned with a bag of donuts. You fail. You should be ashamed of yourself. Why? Just, why, why, why, would you ever go for muffins and come back with donuts? It's because you wanted to clog your arteries, right? It's so you could go eat KFC and Mc Donalds and donuts and become fat and then troll on Y!A being forren person #123456789345678 or yet another metal kween milly syrup. That's why. So you know what? Go run a mile. Eat some fruit. Get me a muffin. not a donut. I rest my case. Have a nice day. But no, I cannot simply rest my case. Not without questioning yet another question. Why are you here? What, out of all insanity, had brought you to ask a question so random as typing up a random paragraph entirely unrelated to rock or pop, in the rock and pop section. Oh, I understand it now. I finally see everything. An evil alien swarmed your household and manipulated your brain. And made you want a muffin. So you frantically biked, hypnotized, on your trycicle. However there was a thought proccess of 120 steps, which I just can't break down at the moment, which brought your alien-manipulated mind to switch from thinking about yahoo answers, to muffins, to trycicles, to donuts. However, let me begin by saying, it's because of thought proccess #36.25: the invisible brainwaves sent from your pet goldfish. That's right. I said it. Your goldfish did it. He's much stronger than you had presumed him to be. He's clever, and has the wits to dominate your house. In fact, he plotted the entire alien attack on your house. What should you do now? Well, you're sitting there, eating your donut on a trycicle, staring at your goldfish, eh? Go, throw it out. Now. Let it dominate the sewers instead. The tank is not fit for such an evil plotting goldfish. It has to dissapear. What dissapeared?
Because sadly, we don't have the luxury of viewing time from a non-subjective, non-linear viewpoint in which the flow of time is less like a straight line and more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff. If all the MLP fans on the face of the Earth were to "squee" with joy at the same time, would it be audible from off-planet locations?
Seeing as how if the entire world jumped at once, it would only cause a massive earthquake that would probably kill everyone rather than move the planet. So no. Why should I brush my teeth?
No, I'm so bad that the president has no hope! What is the converse of the fifteenth postulative theoretical conjecture?
I had no idea that a postulative theoretical conjecture wore shoes Which video game would be guaranteed to confuse a cockatrice?
Bo Jackson run circles on everyone in Tecmo Bowl is sure to astound if not confuse said cockatrice. Why can't I go to the theater with my Nov 25th Doctor Who 50th ticket and watch it today?
Because we humans are all inherently sinful, and the defecation mechanism was given to us by God as a daily means to cleanse ourselves of our ill deeds, condensing all negative energy into the physical form of a stinking log of dookie. What's a paladin?
I actually know what a paladin is but since I'm supposed to give a stupid answer... An armed crazy man that will kill you if you don't believe in his god. I want to be a futuristic cyborg. What do?
Eat circuit boards for breakfast and drink battery acid. Why do they call it a meal worm when they are only good for a snack?
Because at one time it was perceived as filling enough to be a meal. Why does synthesizer always get relatively easy parts in winter percussion?
Because you haven't been exposed to enough radiation yet. I think I can, I think I can but can I really?
