5 to 7492204618842329756021.43! If pancakes could turn purple poop into rainbow trees, why would bacon sting monkeys?
To get to the other side. (Anti-jokes suck) Why the ****'s there eights? That's not a stupid answer at all.
It contains an abundance of positively charged Awesome Molecules, which are attracted to the Hungry Molecules that cover your taste buds. Why am I floating in midair?