Because your only other option was to be a Pokemon. The one that looks like a fish. Why does my leg itch?
I will TELL you why the rum is gone. This half-empty cask, which as of last night was full of rum bound for England, rum entrusted to this vessel to be carried in her hold until we reach our destination, rum intended to be sold to the taverns and cellars of England, to slake English thirsts is gone because several members of this crew that stands before me, this same crew of misbegotten scurvy sea dogs, crept down into the hold and GUZZLED it! Now, here is my question. If the speed of light is 299,792,458 meters/second, what is the speed of the dark? (... Awwwww)
Because rainbows are a reflection of sunlight through raindrops, and since raindrops function similarly to prisms, the light is separated into the visible colors, creating the illusion of a rainbow. Why is it that I prefer Adagio to Taco Siren?
Sonata has bad diarhea from all those tacos. Why did the dinosaurs die? Sent from my SCH-S720C using Tapatalk 2
