I've known this five times and have forgotten four times. Why aren't there as many verb conjugations in the English language anymore?
Because the Ancient Greeks built a time machine. They came to our time, put a spear to the chest of the reverend Webster and extorted from him an extra verb tense. Srsly, there are 7 tenses in ancient Greek. It's messed up. All the lonely people, where do they come from (and where do they belong)?
They don't. In truth, pens use pure, liquid aliens. The government has been keeping the secret for decades. Why'd you leave your keys up on the table?