They have marked you as their equal. Soon they will test to see if you are worthy of leading them to victory against the Dreaded Fangzwables. Prepare for pop quizzes in Old English about various kinds of fish sauces. Why am I?
Pinkie Cupid shot an arrow at your parents, they put their naughty bits together and you appeared nine months later. Why must work creep into my days off, even holidays?
Because the action of creeping is a celebrated action in most culturessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss BOOM How hot is hottest?
The universe implodes. What if Scootaloo was a chicken... and chickens were all clones of Scotaloo in disguise?
Because your brain was taken by Pinkie Pie for cupcakes. Whats the square route of Rarity divided by Spike multiplied by Awesome minus Epicness?
One must not ask what you would do for a klondike bar, but what a klondike bar would do for you. Why did I post this on the wrong thread?
Probably doing something productive! I cringe at the thought! Is what I do sit on you? Is that really what I do?