By bouncing on them till they agree with her. TOO MUCH NINJAS! WHAT EVER SHALL I DO! foREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER. Wait, forget it. Never. Why did my request got skipped?
@Dragonbait (bucking ninjas) No I'm English *sips tea* Do you sip tea on the third Sunday of each month in your pink and yellow spotted undergarments next to your minecmeat fountain like me?
Because if you didn't you'd be craving Jackie Chan Why are so many brony musicians favouriting Jackie Chan videos?!
That's the silliest question ever. Why isn't EVERYONE favoriting Jackie Chan videos? Drunken Master FTW.
Eighteen. Light bulbs are quite complicated in Equestria. Why do I enjoy watching Bruce Willis kick butt so much?
Because Bruce Willis is baldass. Do you see what I did there? :Trollestia: Why must such barbarians intrude our tea time, ser?
Because, unlike some people, you do not have your own specially built tea parlour in the clouds, where fountains of tea and sugar pour across the majestic plains as Rainbow Dash offers me a crumpet. Why must I choose between love for Applejack or Rarity?
It finally snapped, did it? Ok, these men in the white coats are your friends. They're going to give you a new long sleeve jacket and take you to a happy place. Did you know you remind me of the babe?