That's a very good question. And the answer is, no. No, you're not. Because space doesn't exist. Now I know what you're thinking. "But Ace, when I look up to the stars at night, I see a lot of black. What is that?" Well, my friend, that isn't space. That is a record of all the sins you have ever committed. The more stars you see, the more skeletons you have in your closet. And the greater the sin, the bigger the stars become. The moon is there to look down on you, and remind you of your own guilt. Because you created the sun. Yes, you know what you did to create that. You sick bastard. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
That's a good question. And the answer depends on a number of things: The environment, the strength of the woodchuck, how long the woodchuck has been working, does he have help, the season, the period of time between the start and end of the woodchucking, etc. Your question needs more detail to be answered. If a tree falls down and no-one is around to hear it, does that mean they are all watching the new episode of MLP?
One's does not simply choose who takes the Ring to Mordor. Why doesn't Fluttershy use her wings more often.
Wait, pegasi are supposed to be HORSES with wings. Can we really call the winged ponies in MLP Pegasi?
