No. Now the Elite Rarity Ninjas will kill me in my sleep. What does it take to be an Elite Rarity Ninja?
Lots and lots of generosity... and stealth. How can you tell if there is a ninja in the room with you?
His name was Marty McFly and someone dared him to. Why won't they let me work outside on such a nice day?
Aww yes, I did. We sang Winter Wrap Up, At The Gala and Smile. And then I ate them. Why does that unicorn^ scares me like hell?
Because you feel a primal tie to it. Deep down inside, you know that it is your long lost brother....or that weird dude who hangs around on that street corner mumbling about how the cats ate his soul. What smells like soup?
You have to change your style or it gets old! Why do we still observe that archaic Daylight Savings time change?
Because we're too dumb to guess the time watching where the sun and the moon are. Why is it that listening to Voltaire makes me so happy?
Because poetry is made to move people....Or did you mean the other Voltaire? Why are my hands bananas?
Because Lyra eventually decided that she likes Bannanas more then hands. Who took all my pony from me?
Turn into an Alien and forget how to speak english. Why did my TV try to kill me? {I love this thread BTW}
It believes in a rougher brand of love than most find socially acceptable.:derpe: How does one explode twice?
Just after I visit Pinkie Pie. She said she wanted me to help her bake some cupcakes... Can one LISTEN to a poet which does not sing at all?
After Rarity seducts Spike to come to her bed. Will I get to convince my future girlfriend to rewatch all Naruto and MLP episodes by my side?
