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    As soon as see realizes her mistake of not watching them already.

    Why is it soo much trouble sharing a Steam account?
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    There are goblins living in your PC.

    Why do I suddenly want Mexican food?
     
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    Because Taco's are awesome.

    How come nobody likes my pizza?
     
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    They do not understand it.

    Why is Mandarin chinese soo hard?(I just realized how much complaining I've been doing).
     
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    Because humans can't understand citrus fruits. (Get it? I am such a comical genius)

    Why do we say the alarm is going off when it is actually turning on?
     
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    Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

    What could you have possibly been thinking?
     
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    Yetione Local snowpony

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    What are pokemons?
     
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    The annoying little creatures who keep stealing all my pony from me!

    Who likes big butts and cannot lie?
     
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    I'm not sure who likes big butts but I do know that Applejack can't lie.

    Are gym leaders racist for using one type of pokemon?
     
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    Only if they... yeah I can't do it, sorry.

    Why do people in horror movies always open the door when they know the evil thing is in there?!?
     
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    Human curiosty I suppose. That, and/or bad writing.

    Why is Rarity looking at me with suspicious eyes?
     
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Why is space spacey?
     
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    Because Kevin Spacey is spacey.

    Why do people keep telling me to fight Darth Vader in hand-to-hand combat?
     
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    Because if you try to run he'll just force choke you.

    Why did they have to test the fire alarm this morning?
     
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    Because the water alarm was working perfectly fine.

    If there's such thing as a rap-off, what would a rap-on be?
     
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    A battle of who can stand on their head the longest without sneezing


    Why can't people dance while they're drowning in orange juice?
     
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    They're to busy pondering the meaning of life.

    What comes after 3?
     
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    Should I get used to disappointment?
     
  19. AbstinenceofIntelligence

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    That's too deep for this thread.


    Am I the only one here who knows The Phantom Regiment by Leroy Anderson?
     
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    ^^ No, life has it's ups and downs, some bigger than others in both respects. If you're getting used to dissapointment, get used to success more (oops sorry, that was an honest response instead of a silly one)

    ^ (Hmm, I need a silly answer now...) Flibble

    Where do you go from the edge of the world?
     

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