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    My Queen. Im a pony...im a pegasus...and iI dont think...dont think that you're...you are a monster.
     
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    "Aawwww...thanks both of you, and I'd be glad to be your friend Zoe."
     
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    "Hey, I just remembered this existed, and I'm still very willing to answer any and all questions you may have."
     
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    where is the hive treasure vault located? and what is the code?
     
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    Any and all, hm~?
    What... is the meaning of life?
     
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    "To...ummm...do stuff...and love...yeah...that sounds about right."

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    If a Unicorn stallion who excelled at dark magic and Changeling female who excelled at singing were to have a child, what abilities would it have?
     
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    If I were to cuddle you... what would the end result be?
     
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    "Well, depending on the love in those cuddles, anything from a snack to lunch."

    "I'm going to take something right out of one of my favourite fanfics, and say a unicorn that uses singing to cast magic to enslave ponies and such. It was honestly sort of smexy in the fanfic."
     
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    Hmm... Let's engage in a little thought experiment. If I were to say, blast black metal, start breaking everything in sight, covering everything in swasti-grams, burning foals and eating witches, and otherwise engaging in any thinkable or unthinkable hateful act known and unknown to pony kind (ie. reddit), given the assumption that hate is the polar opposite of love, would I instantly cause you to die of starvation?

    In retrspect this question is incredibly morbid, I appologize. Then again, that's what philosophical thought experiments are for.
     
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    "Not really...it would make love quite a bit more difficult to feed on, but I'm sure there would be some ponies that would still have love to feed on, and there are other emotions...though none of them taste quite as good, and they can end up...effecting me..."

    "Also, in the words of Legion/Dynasty/whoever said it cause I can't remember: Top lel...I think that means it's really funny..."
     
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    *Is snuggled* "Mrah~ I don't really need to feast right now darling."
     
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    I had a friend that often said 'Mrah'. Subsequently he'd strangle one of my other friends, but it was all cool. I had strange friends. Anyway, onto my question.

    Two identical spheres weighing 350g and with a diameter of 12.3cm are hung from 3 meters long lengths of yarn from a solid ceiling in a room with a 15 foot ceiling height; one of the spheres is charged with 15.7kΩ of love energy as 197J[E 40[sup]o[/sup] UP] are applied to it, while the other sphere is heated to a temperate of 365 Kelvin by a standard hairdryer, at which point a bird which weighs 1712g collides with the second sphere while traveling at 23km/h[S 15[sup]o[/sup] E] while accelerating at a rate of 0.97km/h [N 12[sup]o[/sup] W] and gaining mass at a rate of 1.73g/s, pushing on the second sphere for 2.7s before falling, at which point the first of the two spheres becomes hollow with a thickness of 2.4cm and rapidly fills with mercury at a rate of 14.5ml/s until it is exactly halfway full, the mercury then beings to cool at a rate o 2.27 Kelvin/s, and continues to cool for 12.4s until it reaches a temperature of 128 Kelvin, at which point both spheres gain an angular acceleration of 6.2cm/s[sup]2[/sup]
    and begin to orbit each other at a constant jerk of 5.87cm/s[sup]3[/sup], where the position of the second sphere relative to the first sphere can be modeled p[sub]2[/sub](x, y) = p[sub]1[/sub](x, y) - {x, y}, where p[sub]1[/sub](x, y) represent the position of the first sphere relative to the second sphere; both spheres not have a spring constant of 12.71 and apply 124.5N
    onto each other having broken the sound barrier, at which point the mach cone of the second sphere collides with the second sphere with applying 12.09kgm/s of momentum before making a quacking sound, similar to that of a duck; assuming the 3 meter length of yarn cannot be torn and the spheres remain attached to it, and the distance between them cannot exceed 7m, how tall is imhotep?​
     
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    You disappoint me. The answer was: Imhotep is invisible. Now you get none of my love. None of it.
     
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    "B...but...;-; Pwease...just a little bit?"
     
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    Nope. You'll only get my spite. Is spite an emotion? Spite should definitely be an emotion. Spite would be the best emotion. Except philosophy is the best emotion, but that withstanding, spite would be the best emotion.

    Wait, what was it we were talking about?
     
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    You were talking about how great I was!
     

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