Do I plan on creating more Chaos even after being reformed............well.......That is a very good.....question........*snaps Fingers* *Bird turns into Phoenix*..........yes....
If I had my own TV show, hmmm.... "Welcome to another exciting episode of.... "Where There's Chaos There's a Way!" "With your host......DISCORD!"
Heavy Metal..? Well, what do you mean by that? Like This? *Drops anvil on random guy* Or like this? *Blasts Rock music in guys ears* Either way....I enjoy it!
Oh how fun... you'd think more people would enjoy a little chaos, but they always get so... upset. -snap- Oh, would you look at that, I wonder where all the gravity went? Look... that one is trying to hold on to a... and he lost his grip. Look at how beautifully they all float! I wonder why they won't stop screaming?
Yes very good... -Snap- I dare say it looks like everyone is running from that Lightning Storm, no wait it's a hurricane... Oh and would you look at that, the rain from the hurricane is made of candy! I don't see why they would run from that! All you need is an umbrella!
A candy storm! How adorable! I haven't made one of those since before I was in Magic Kindergarten! Perhaps I should give out some gifts, too. -snap- Look at Cloudsdale... The City of Gold! At least, it is now... too bad gold doesn't float nearly as well as clouds do. -Loud crash, dust cloud, terrified screams- Ahh... sweet music.
Oh so that's how it is....Very well.... Ahhhh Canterlot, the pride of Equestria known for it's great architecture, castles, and the home of the princesses. -Snap- Well, now that is new....looks like Canterlot is full of Timberwolves, oh and look there the Castle is full of Changelings, and wouldn't ya know, there's a cockatrice turning all the guards to stone. How adorable! Oh and that's not all! -snap- Well hello Princess! [Celestia] Discord! What is going on! [Me] Oh not much just enjoying the view.... [Celestia] What view? [Me] This one! Look were on top of the world on this mountain of a volcano! Oh wait....Volcanoes ARE mountains!
Very clever! You're good, Discord. Perhaps it's time for me to step up my game... Oh... here come the Mane Six! Spoil-sports. Looks like we each have time for one more trick before they get here. Make it count!
Ah! How dare they ruin our game! Ah well.. So My last move? Ha! I know just what to do! -snap- Everybody give it up for the Royalty from another Castle! Princess Cadence and Shining Armor! [Cadence]Ah! Where are we?! [Shining Armor] I....don't know.... [Me] Well hello there! How are you two one this fine....Chaotic...Morning? [Cadence] Discord!? Why have you brought us here?! [Me] Well now that's no way to treat an old friend! come in-snap- *Tied in ropes* Have a seat!-snap- *Pushed into Chairs- And relax a bit! -snap- *Chocolate milk appears in front of them* [Shining Armor] Let us go! [Me] Oh, Hush!-snap- *Gagged* Now then, let's have some fun! First, let's change Shining here into.......Yes! A Pegasus! Second, Let's make the Princess a Zebra!-snap- Finally, let's bring in our good ol' friend Sombra!-snap- [Cadence and Shining] What! [Sombra] What?! Where am I? [Me] Oh, now that's not whats important right now Sombra. Lookie here! [Sombra] What? *looks* HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're kidding?! PFFFHHH!!! HAHAHA!!!! [Me] Well, I'll leave you to it then!-snap-
Oh my! My dear, sweet, naive, dangerously unbalanced Discord! You try so very hard to spread confusion, and you've done well! Very well indeed! We've futzed with physics, we've messed with matter, and now... ...We tamper with time. -snap- You can see for yourself where we are, so let me clear up when we are. Welcome to Cloudsdale Flight School. We've arrived just in time to see little Dashie's very first race! How sweet... -snap- Oh, no! It's raining! (Flight instructor) "Allright kids, back inside! You can have your little race tomorrow!" (Little Fluttershy) "Yay..." (Little Dashie) "Oh, COME ON!" (Flight Instructor) "Don't worry, Dash, it's just a race... what's the worst thing that could happen if you miss it?" That, my dear friend, is how it's done.
Well that was a good game but it looks like those deluded ponies are here to stop us....sorry Gotta run! -snap- *poof* Well here we are again....so any more questions?
Well we are born of the pure energy of the universe, raw, uncontrollable power, total.......chaos. - - Auto Merge - - Well, everypony, I would like to announce that if you are a steam user and enjoy this thread, I have created a steam group. Crafters of the Chaos, or "CotChaos" Feel free to join everypony.
