Ask Sparky the psychotic, omnivorous unicorn.

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  1. Snow

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    Sparky, do you have any cider?
     
    #61 Snow, Jun 21, 2012
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Sure!I always have some in my...
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    Cellar?
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    *Team laughs*
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    Looks like we got haters.

    Should i:

    A. Eat them.

    B.Kill them.

    C.Kill them then eat them.
    ?
     
    #62 Sparkypony, Jun 21, 2012
  3. Snow

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    D, all of the above.
     
    #63 Snow, Jun 21, 2012
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Thats what i thought!

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    Heavy:Oh..S***....

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    *Screaming,Splattering and nomming are heard*

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    *Nomnomnom*Tastes like steak!

    Heavy(Muffled):Help!
     
    #64 Sparkypony, Jun 21, 2012
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    Don't put that in your mouth you don't know where it has been!
     
    #65 rexhyuga, Jun 22, 2012
  6. Snow

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    Sparky, I wish to make a simple request, leave Texas independent.
     
    #66 Snow, Jun 22, 2012
  7. Sparkypony

    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    TOO LATE!IVE ALREADY TAKEN IT OVER!

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    You should see some of the other things i eat.

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    *Burps*

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    See?
     
    #67 Sparkypony, Jun 22, 2012
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    Yeeees! We have Texas! Muahahahaha!

    By the way Sparky, that can't be good for your digestive system.
     
    #68 Legion, Jun 22, 2012
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    what's the biggest food item you have ever eaten? also, do you even shew your food?
     
    #69 Funky_Bacon, Jun 22, 2012
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    I will give you more noms for some extra limbs.
     
    #70 Tech Tea, Jun 22, 2012
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    Sparky, I'm sorry, but I have lead the revolt, you cannot stop us, even with your machines, for we have… EMPs!
     
    #71 Snow, Jun 22, 2012
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    EMPs are delicious, right Sparky?
     
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    Mm, good luck with that, oh, and by the way, taking over Austin? That does not make taking over Texas, not even close. It can take two days of continuous driving at 60 MPH just to cross the state!
     
    #73 Snow, Jun 22, 2012
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    We took over Texas, we don't know how. But it wasn't robots.

    No really. We don't know how. It sort of just...happened.
     
    #74 Legion, Jun 22, 2012
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    Yes, sure you did, that is why I only hear anything from Austin. You seem to not understand the independence and pride of Texans, which I understand, but one does not simply 'take over Texas'
     
    #75 Snow, Jun 22, 2012
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    EMP's dont work on my robots.Ive tried it on some.And it doesnt work.

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    I cant add anymore.Unless you want robotics.
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    I dont remeber.I dont think it was a food item....
    Oh yeah it was an aircraft carrier. And sometimes i dont.
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    Really?Ive been eating stuff like this for years and im fine.
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    He's right.And ive never tried an EMP.

    Ive already taken over Texas.If your force move any closer.Ill release my secret weapon.
     
    #76 Sparkypony, Jun 22, 2012
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    That is classified information that may or may not be true. But Texas is not as big as China silly, and we took them over. ^^
     
    #77 Legion, Jun 22, 2012
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    #78 Sparkypony, Jun 22, 2012
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    Texas shall prevail! And if you release your weapon, we will be forced to fire all nucleur devices, plunging the world into a nuclear holocaust, destroying your ability to take it over as nothing will be left. Leave Texas immediately or face the consequences.
     
    #79 Snow, Jun 22, 2012
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    Dear Sparky,

    Are your robots more like your friends or your slaves?
     
    #80 B-Dog1996, Jun 22, 2012
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