"Oh, fun!" Stuffy clicked her tail and faced ten vamponies. She gave a happy bark, as if they were toys. A second afterthe bark shot an extremely large one of her colorful crystals. They disintegrated after being pierced by the sharp edges.
One of the ponies tried to stomp one of the faces, and was swallowed whole for her troubles. A few sneaky ones tried to run up on Asmo from behind, but a large tentacle sprouted out and wrapped around them. They dissolved, and were consumed directly by the tentacle. More hysterical laughter. He taunted, "Come on! You can do better than that, you tasty, little *squee!*es!"
Stuffy smacked q handful if then on the head, they became mindless and dazed. Their eyes were like galaxies. Suddenly they all started fighting each other. Dying from one another's own hooves.
"HA! That's the spirit, Stuffy!" Asmo slowly walked forward towards a group of the vamponies, and the eyes and faces slid along the ground with them. A vampony lunged and sunk her teeth into Asmo's neck, then collapsed, poisoned. Tendrils shot out from her carcass, pulling about six others towards it. The whole pile sank into the ground. The remaining were certainly not demoralized. They had no concept of fear, even in the face of this destructive duo.
"What a pile of sticks, this lot is!" Study growled and easily picked a few of the remaining out with her crystal shards. (If you imagine this with dubstep, it's pretty awesome. Also, am I the only one who animates RPs in my head?)
Asmo grabbed a huge amount with his tentacles, crushed them until their wings broke, then threw them straight into the air. All his eyes fixated on the remaining ten. (I can't rp without animating in my head.)
Stuffy tilted her head and watched them, her eyes illuminating as the rest of her body remain in the shadows.
Five tried to gang up on Asmo, but wound up impaled through their sides. They were hurled at the rest of the group, taking out an additional two. Asmo's ground eyes focused, forcing the last three to be afraid and fly away. Asmo's many voices snickered.
"That was easy." Stuffy laughed and flew up into the air. "Onwards!" She pointed towards Canterlot, "But first, you look terrifying."
"Your words wound me." He looked at her, brushing his mane to the side, revealing a green iris and no pupil. "I can look different, if it makes you happy inside."
"You have feelings?" Stuffy turned towards him and put on a doubting face. "Something tells me thats not true."
"If you eat me, I'll will cut you open." She shot back, and landed. A smirk on her face as she held her head high.
"So awful. Guess we better get moving while I recover from your traumatizing threats." He started walking. He would go airborne when they were a little closer.
"My threats are the second to last least of our worries." She remarked, and started jogging, which turned into the sprinting. She stuck her tongue out and laughed to herself.
As they got closer, a Twilight's Library-sized spider came up from the crater and jumped in their direction.
Asmo jumped to the side, terrified, dodging the bug as it smashed into the ground. He tried to pierce it with a tentacle, but it simply bounced off. "I hate bugs..."
"Who doesn't?" Stuff attracted it's spindly legs as it aimed towards Asmodeus. Her hits weren't very effective.
Asmo launched himself upward, driving a hoof through one of its soft eyes. The spider screeched and jerked, throwing him back. As his hoof escaped, pale blue blood fell from the eye-hole. Asmo landed on his hooves and told Stuffy, "Hit this abomination in the eyes!"
