Back when parents would watch their kids and keep them from eating little plastic toys instead of ignoring them and then pointing the finger at someone else because their perfect snowflake almost choked from being terminally stupid.
.... Mommy? I'm a giant male lion right not why can't you call me daddy? Or Dad, or pop, I'll even accept old man. Mommy you're changing the subject.
My dog is being lazy today. He heard something outside, but instead of getting up to go see what it is, he is just laying in bed barking at it...
IMMA BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WOOORRRRRRLD!!!! LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC!!! (Oh great now I got the song stuck in my head blegh.)
And it's Friday the 13 so I figured this topic deserved another post as my original Avoiding Topic started on a Friday the 13th.