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  1. Usagi Convoy

    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    *muffin shove fail because built in cheese muffin immunity*

    Seriously as long as I've been handling them why even try that. Anyway, n
    o they aren't. You can't just take over someone else's hard work just because someone not involved with that hard work said you could.

     
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    *tries again, this time with an empty Kleenex box*

    Don't see why not. And even if someone told me why not, it's not like I'd listen to them anyway. Seriously, 13 and a half years of interactions and you still haven't figured me out? Sheesh, it's like I'm talking to a wall. A gigantic metal wall with no mouth who currently isn't a gigantic metal wall with no mouth. ...Which means I'm not talking to a wall at all.

    Eh, I'm not known for my similes.
     
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    Er, that avatar is Usagi. I'm in my bot form.

    Yep mommy is her giant self. She was human for a bit but she got tired of it.
     
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    *removes her sunglasses and taps them a few times* Blasted thing's on the fritz...

    "Sure, it's your sunglasses. It's totally not me experiencing momentary confusion as to who's who."

    ...Curtis, if you put words in my mouth again, I am not going to be held responsible for what happens next.

    "...You're going to send me a picture of me being so fat that I get stuck in a doorway? Hate to break it to you, but your drawing skills are worse than mine. And that's saying something."

    Rrrrr...

    "And on that note, about that commissioned artwork from a few posts ago? Those jeans are getting a little small for you. May I suggest that before your next trip to Fairlane, you funnel your share of cheeseburgers to me instead?"

    Curtis, shut up!
     
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    I'm still human at fukufics.

    Mommy how do sunglasses make you look you human?

    I don't know, maybe they're reality denial sunglasses. They show everything looking small and punchible so you can feel better about yourself.

    I thought Calista was you friend why would she want to punch you?

    Eh, just how friendship works at Fukufics, everyone wants to punch everyone else for their crystals.

    But this is Everypony. Friendship is Magic!
     
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    *calmed down* Good guess, Lio, but not quite. These are actually my Sunglass Censors. I had my scientists develop these for me shortly after I started visiting the Villes. They automatically screen out whatever the wearer deems inappropriate, which in my case usually means too much exposed skin, excess profanity, that sort of stuff.

    Thing is, I have to take these in for maintenance every 5-7 months on average, otherwise I start seeing some rather... weird things. :oops: Case in point: some years back I tried to hold a conversation with one of my own mechs under the impression that it was you, and got confused when it looked like you weren't saying anything back to me.
     
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    Mommy's normally nude, do the glasses force clothes on her?
     
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    Since Lio's a Transformer by default, no. There isn't anything to hide, and the glasses' programming is smart enough to realize that.
     
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    Aww, I was hoping for something sillier.
     
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    ...Well, there was one time I was around him when my glasses malfunctioned and it automatically gave him his pope hat. I just didn't want to bring it up at the time. ()^_^
     
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    Wait why wouldn't I have the hat on? I always have the hat on. Even though artworks of my blue haired human forms don't depict it I'm generally wearing the hat in them too. That doesn't really count as clothing in my book. Things practically a part of me.

    It be more fun if mommy was force to wear a suit.

    I have worn fatigue pants before.
     
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    ...Wait, you do? Huh... means I got my glasses checked that day for nothing. :oops:
     
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    You're silly, the hat is important to mommy cause she got it when MSF was active.
     
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    I know, but I didn't think that meant Lio had it all the time. I mean, even I don't have my shopping bag with me all the time, and that's the most iconic part of me. My purse, yes, but that's not as recognizable due to how many designs it has built in.
     
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    Meh, it's a practically part of my head. Himitsu complained about my first human female form cause it didn't have the hat. Looking back, yeah I'm fairly certain the hat was there even if not depicted. I have gotten lazy though forgetting that the hat is seperate. I rarely go to the trouble of stating that I've removed the hat from my beast head to my bot head.

    That said you want evidence of it being on my beast head, look up at the banner. That White pony with the yellow mane, that's the beast form I use for here.
     
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    *looking annoyed at herself* Man, I really have not been the most attentive individual around, have I?

    "It's like you said after that whole wedding sabotage thing. You've always focused too much on yourself. You know others, but you don't really know others."


    Really hate being reminded of that particular lesson.
     
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    Mommy was happy she got to be next to Rockout.
     
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    Who's that large one on the left with the beard? He looks familiar.
     
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    The grey one with bat wings? That's Mr. Ridley.
     
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    ...Huh. Yeah, that's further proof my mind's flaking out, because I know I'd recognized that figure before.
     

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