"It's much more work to learn all that then just to tell people to eat soup, though. Watch." He straightened up and cleared his throat. "Callie, eat some soup." He paused for a moment before grinning at her. "See? Much easier."
He grinned at her before a shadow crossed his face and he looked away. "Ahem. Anyway. I should probably be heading home. Val is most likely back by now."
"Couples who love each other argue," he said with a slight shrug. "And at least this is over the fact that you love each other and not... I don't know. Cheating or something."
He paused, cocking his head slightly. "No one does, I don't think. But don't you think it's important?"