Back at it Again (One-on-One)

“Okay, but that’s boring.”

 

“Hmph yourself.”

 

“I’m not the one attacking my significant other.”

 

She paused for a moment.

“Well... yeah. But not without good reason.”

 

"You don't like ice cream. Every fiber of my being is telling me to stay away from you, that you might even be dangerous or, like, a serial killer."

 

"Uh, excuse you. I like ice cream and joy."

 

"Evidently not, sweet boy. You dislike ice cream and goodness."

 

“Ice cream is goodness, Landon.”

 

"But not really."

 

"Landon, baby, you're exhausting me."