Back at it Again (One-on-One)

"But we have Lucky Charms."

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"You're crazy. Crazy!"

 

"You're crazy."

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"Wha- you're going to do it?!"

 

"Yes, you. We have Lucky Charms, Landon."

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"No, you wouldn't."

 

"That's ridiculous."

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"You wouldn't."

 

"Lucky Charms is clearly superior."

* * *

He gasped, falling backwards.

"Dear God."

 

"Yes."

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"I'm just... dating a psychopath."

 

"Yes!"

* * *

"You did that way too easily."

 

"We're not doing this.'

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"Bedazzling a collar?"

 

"Jesus. Fine."

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"I see. That's where my taxpayer dollars are going?"

 

She squinted at him before tossing the box at him.

"Hmph. Love you too."

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"That's... a worthy place for it to go."