Badvice!

Continue holding it. In the end, your body will adapt and you'll be able to breath!

I forgot what I wanted to do.

 

jump off a cliff and go head first into the ground... you will appear in oblivion and you can throw a party

I just slaughtered a entire town (in Skyrim)

 

I recommend approaching a guard and slaughtering him mercilessly.

my cat is obese.

 

Become obese yourself so you and your cat can be similar. Everybody will consider it adorable!

I'm out of yoghurt.

 

Feed it to the dog, then. Doggone it, you ninja!
To fix your problem, just leave milk in the fridge for a few months. You'll get your yogurt.

My wrist itches.

 

cut it off before the itch spreads to your entire arm

i think my cat is brain dead

 

Eat it so it may share your knowledge.

I cnt wurd tudai.

 

Simply burn a tree down and sleep on the ashes and then see if you can word tomorrow

the voices are back....halppp D:

 

Yes, bite the heads off of all your enemies

I forgot how to do math

 

To eat a potato and sleep on it.


I can't get up.

 

If you can't get up, make the rest of the world down. Try tripping random people as they walk by.




I tried to lift but I dropped the weight on my foot and now it is purplish brown and smells really weird.

 

OMG! You need to go to a doctor immediantly may I make a suggestion


I lost my wallet

 

Have you tried calling it?




My feet are cold.

 

Set them on fire.

I just ran out of rum again.

 

Start random battles with drunk people. If RPGs have taught me anything, then one of them should drop rum.





I bent my elbow backwards.

 

Go play tennis.

I dropped the bass.

 

Call skrillex and challenge him to a battle.

I punched a puppy. I need help.

 

Cut off slices of your waiter's arm. That's almost the same thing, right?

i lost my nine, and my seven is acting suspicious.