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  1. soul_less

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    You better save 6, I bet he's afraid.

    I forgot to wake up yesterday.....
     
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    Go back in time and wake yourself up I'm sure it won't create a parodox

    I forgot how to read!!!
     
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    It was in a jar and delicious.

    I just can't.
     
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    You're right.

    I have posted in a forum!
     
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    You shoul be ashamed of yourself. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

    My mother is allergic to milk.
     
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    Just give her chocolate instead.

    My dog just got the neighbors' cat pregnant.
     
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    Throw your voice when you get to the important parts. They'll think it is 'the voices again.'

    I'm trying to read these hieroglyphics but they may as well be in Egyptian!!!!!!!
     
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    Call a 2 year old Irish guy to read them

    I need help
     
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    Orea drugs

    I got bad advise
     
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    Don't post it here, it wouldn't fit.

    I get too easily distracted. How can I fix th--oh hey, cats on TV!
     
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    Sorry I got lost after "I get"

    Where did my soda go?
     
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    Check the oven.

    My foot hurts.
     
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    Chop it. You've got a spare.

    What is the way to a woman's heart?
     
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    Through her ribcage.

    My brakes are shot.
     
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    Put em on, step in bleach, step out, repeat.

    i can't see my toes.
     
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    Take your head off and set it on the floor. Can you see them now?

    I drank a little too much of that "punch" and... I... I... *thud*
     
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    Drink more. once you start to see colors, you should be fine to do whatever you please.

    My birthday wish didn't come true.
     
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    See if you can barrow Newman's birthday wish.

    I STOLE A BALLOON!
     
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    turn yourself in, now. you will die of a dirty conscious if you dont.

    i made apple pie with ritz crackers.
     
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    Here's your medal for digging.

    Which way to Sesame Street?
     

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