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  1. A Smoove Criminal

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    It's in detroit

    Help. My gym partner is a monkey!
     
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    Make a cartoon based off of your experiences.

    I can't seem to be able to walk.
     
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    buy robotic legs. attach them. problem solved. even if you had working legs.

    I want water.
     
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    Drink some from the toilet.

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    Slap it until it works, if all else fails melt it

    I can't find my keyboard
     
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    Buy a new computer.




    I accidentally snorted a gummy bear.
     
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    Dig it out with a coat hanger!

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    Become a politician. :derpe:





    I just stepped on an ant.
     
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    Snort that too (just like Ozzy).

    I can't feel my brain!
     
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    you need a new one
    step one is takeing your old one out

    my house is haunted
     
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    Your bear rings have run away, To the land of the unknown. Look for them there

    I can't seem to find my foot today...
     
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    Try using metric.




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    scoop it out with a spoon before it contaminates the rest of your organs

    my kitty keeps licking me with it's sandpaper tongue
     
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    use real sandpaper to smooth it out.

    I can't touch my toes.
     
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    Chop off your feet so that you can touch your toes whenever you like without all that "bending over" nonsense.

    I'm worried that my sock-drawer is haunted...
     
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    Throw an egg at it.

    Help!! I've gone blind! What do I do?!!
     
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    Here, read this book i found on how to see again

    My boat can float!
     
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    Throw a single, american twovdollar bill in it, wait exactly 36.954 years, then return. Your boat shall remain floating.

    I need fashionable boots to go with this fashionable scarf but I don't have feet! Help!
     
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    Add salt and chow down.

    My soda is flat.
     
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    Blow bubbles in it to make it fizzy again

    I think my cat ate my mother.......o_O
     

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