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  1. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    Search the litterbox for any remaining pieces, she might have been deliscious.

    I can't think of a design for the handle of my watergun.
     
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    make it tranparent so you can take your enemies by surprise


    i cant seem to go outside with out bursting into flames......
     
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    Cover yourself in lighter fluid, it blocks out the sun
    Have finals coming up, how to study?

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    Ash243x A Pony Every Pony Should Know
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    wait to study until literally the night before the final, consume copious amounts of caffeine or energy drinks and stay up all night cramming and don't stop until you have to leave to go to class.

    I need a job this summer, what's the bet way to get one?
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Be an entrepreneur! Sell drugs!

    My fist hurts from when I punched that wall.
     
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    Sue the wall for assault

    I wanna be appart of Top Gun!
     
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    Stop being Canadian.

    I accidently summoned Cthulu.
     
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    Provoke it, he just wants to play

    My hair is a disaster today.

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    Shave your head. Problem solved.

    My foot is asleep.
     
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    Try giving it a caffeine pill

    I forgot how to breath!!!
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Well, that's one less thing you have to worry about now isn't it?

    I have tendonitis in my wrist.
     
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    Cut off your wrist

    My sister is being a jerk

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    Cut her up, limb from limb until she stops being a jerk or stops breathing :)

    I forgot to do my homework...how do I get out of it?
     
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    Say you forgot it because you were think about ponies too much

    I am failing math! What do?
     
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    Hack into the school computer system and change your grade (I can tell you from experience)

    help! I've fallen and,I can't get up!
     
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    Just wait it out, you'll be fine

    Found out I'm pregnant

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    Cool! Let's get wasted!!!

    I have a nosebleed!
     
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    Pick your nose, it will get rid of the blood

    My friend made pot brownies and didn't tell me they were pot brownies

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    Narrow تمتص أنيمي

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    Hurry!! Eat a heroin cupcake to counter the effects of the pot brownie!!

    I found a sticker!
     
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    Stick it to your eyebrow for 3 days and then rip it off like a band aid. You will look great!

    I can't seem to speak today:(
     
    #260 soul_less, Jun 12, 2013
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