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    Set them on fire, after they give you a passing grade

    I can't find my art project
     
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    Load up on Red Bull and cocaine and practice for a solid week.

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    Just shove everything onto the floor.

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    Wait fifty years. Eventually, they'll be valuable antiques.

    I overcooked my hot dogs.
     
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    The only possible fix is to overcook yourself, so you match them.

    I can't remember what tv show I'm watching.
     
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    Watch "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."

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    Jump off a cliff to enter a coma.

    I cant pay for my online games.
     
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    Steal a credit card.

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    Wait for a twister to come and move your house.

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    Try falling on your ass next time.

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    Smash it on someone's head, therefore smashing it open.

    I'm learning how to draw. How should I improve?
     
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    Kidnap a famous artist and force them to give you lessons.

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    Start fires.

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