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  1. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    Find someone with Salsa but no chips... Then beat them up until they give you the salsa.

    My mind is telling me to run at my bedroom door.
     
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    Do it! Do it now!

    I'm starting to hear voices in my head.
     
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    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    That's just your own thoughts. Do everything they tell you to. Without question.

    My middle finger is sore from pointing it at people all day.
     
    #323 Dreamer, Nov 2, 2013
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    replace it with a better model, I hear good things from the chinese version

    I burned my cereal
     
    #324 rexhyuga, Nov 3, 2013
  5. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Continue the trend. Burn everything.

    My foot is asleep
     
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    Burn it off
    I'm feelin it, Mr. Krabs
     
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    Sinderlocke I am Queen SaucyBuns

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    "Said Spongebob as he boiled Mr Krabbs alive and feasted on his flesh."

    I don't know how to give bad advice.
     
    #327 Sinderlocke, Nov 3, 2013
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    Give me a thousand dollars, and I'll teach you.

    I'm almost always tired.
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Take two unisom with every meal. And in between meals too.

    There's an itch on my back that I can't reach.
     
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    Cut off one of your arms and use it as a backscratcher.

    I want to summon Cthulhu, but I'm having trouble pronouncing "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
     
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  11. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Become a pimp instead. :Trollestia:

    I don't even...
     
    #331 Dragonbait, Nov 8, 2013
  12. Kalaxus

    Kalaxus A Pony Every Pony Should Know
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    Stare blankly at the wall until you even out!

    How do I meet an awesome gamer girl that also loves MLP? :grin:
     
    #332 Kalaxus, Nov 8, 2013
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    The internet! Everyone is exactly who they say they are on the internet!

    I want to make a brownie-in-a-mug.
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Put everything you find that is brown in a mug. Microwave for 25 minutes on high.

    I want to get some sleep...
     
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    hit your head really hard, bam out for hours
    and it's free :D

    my fingers are cold
     
    #335 rexhyuga, Nov 12, 2013
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Turn on the stove. Put your fingers on the burner. Not cold anymore!

    I need a way out.
     
    #336 Dragonbait, Nov 14, 2013
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    Blackened Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    Stay underwater for 30 minutes! That should give you a way out!

    I don't know how to cook.
     
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    Jump in a fire, you'll be cooking in no time.

    I need to find my pants.
     
    #338 Caberea, Nov 14, 2013
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    Everytime you look somewhere, and its not there set it in fire, then you won't look in the same place twice.

    I can't walk in heels...-.-
     
    #339 soul_less, Nov 14, 2013
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    Have your legs amputated, and you will never be asked to walk in high heels again.

    I want to stand up, but there's a cat sleeping on my lap.
     
    #340 Fenris Rose, Nov 14, 2013
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