Create an annoying cartoon that everyone in their right mind should hate but love anyway. Wait that might actually work.... I almost gave good advice.
Try failing at a massive project. Later, people will remember that you're experienced and give you promotions. I need to start eating less chocolate.
Eat copious quantities of Starburst candy instead. I don't like paying high prices for printer ink cartridges.
I suggest a broadsword. Claim a higher rank though honourable combat with your superiors. I need a vacation.
Install more viruses. Have them virus each other to the death in a global tournament for millions of dollars. I tried to make a sandwich. I did something wrong and i accidentally released Cthulhu upon the world.
Go into the woods at 11:59PM. Find a small Cavern and enter. Inside you will find an old rotary phone, with a number scribbled on the desk next to it. Call the number. Something will pickup, but will not speak. Ask the entity when the blue moon rises. Your answer will be spelled out via a plate of spaghetti to your right. Take the plate of spaghetti and leave the woods. You may be wondering how this will help you forget the fictional phone numbers. It won't, but at least you'll have some spaghetti. I have no idea what I'm doing.
