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  1. furbyguy

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    Repair the combo using C4 as a makeshift putty, than sear it together with a blowtorch.

    I don't know how to survive in the wild.
     
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    Drink everything.

    I need to study and can't stay awake.
     
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    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    Close your eye and pretend to be asleep.

    Waspinator doesn't have a head compatible with Blurr. Waspinator is on a ball joint, Blurr is a Titan Master.
     
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    Force it, it's both hasbro

    I need more root beer.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Just put some roots in real beer.

    There's water in my ears.
     
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    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    Drill a whole in your head to get it out.

    I've been turned into a pony!
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    The scientists at Area 51 can help you.

    My chicken wings are getting cold.
     
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    Build a reactor, will solve all heating problems

    I'm hearing Latin
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Scream in English to drown it out.

    The waitress brought me cole slaw instead of hush puppies.
     
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    Play the bongos on her chest to remind her what you ordered.

    There's something strange in the neighborhood, and I can't reach the Ghostbusters.
     
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    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    Call the exterminator instead.
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    I need to lose weight.
     
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    Give up and stop eating, the inevitability is nigh.

    I want a pet.
     
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    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    Get a wild tiger and take it home! They are hardwired for being pets.

    I need money.
     
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    M14Brony Turns the friggin' frogs gay.
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    Design a three Dollar bill on your computer and print copious quantities of the bills.

    My car has a small exhaust leak.
     
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    Remove the exhaust pipe and replace it with a cucumber.

    Busting make me feel good.
     
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    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    Watch the Ghostbusters reboot.

    I want a cheap VR headset.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Buy a Virtual Boy.

    Empty bottles... EVERYWHERE!!!
     
    #517 Rockout E. Stringer, Oct 27, 2016
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    Grind them into a fine powder and sell it as dehydrated water.

    My nose has lost all it's hair.
     
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    More room for pencils!

    I can't fly.
     
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    Jump off the tallest building in the nearest big city. You'll fly then.

    I need a date.
     
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