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  1. Firetip Inspire

    Firetip Inspire The Reaper

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    A knuckle sandwich, I got the recipe from Lyra

    My knife's not sharp
     
    #101 Firetip Inspire, May 3, 2013
  2. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Are you sure? Run your thumb all the way down the blade just to check.

    My sink is clogged.
     
    #102 Rockout E. Stringer, May 3, 2013
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    Kill a tanned person and wear their skin.

    How do I do math?
     
    #103 Twinkledust, May 3, 2013
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    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    Easy, just read a fiction book, or research history, or study space, or maybe chemistry.

    I think theres an alien in my closet.
     
    #104 Dreamer, May 3, 2013
  5. Stridershy

    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Give it a hug.

    Should I start with the rum, or the whiskey?
     
    #105 Stridershy, May 6, 2013
  6. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    both at the same time! Maybe follow it up with some straight, pure, alcohol.

    I can't reach the top shelf
     
    #106 Dreamer, May 6, 2013
  7. A Smoove Criminal

    A Smoove Criminal Professional Canadian
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    Stand on a pile of infants

    I can't decide what country to put all my money on to win the gold medal in mens hockey in the 2014 winter olympics!
     
    #107 A Smoove Criminal, May 6, 2013
  8. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    Clearly Iraq is your best bet, they're due for a win

    I want to play lacrosse.
     
    #108 Dreamer, May 6, 2013
  9. Stridershy

    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Drink Acid. It'll make you better at Lacrosse, trust me.

    What should I cushion my fall with?
     
    #109 Stridershy, May 7, 2013
  10. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    Bed of nails, I hear they are very comfortable.

    A pikachu just appeared at my feet. Halp.
     
    #110 Dreamer, May 7, 2013
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    Quick! Throw a rock at it!

    I can't find a good site to watch Dan Vs.
     
    #111 A Smoove Criminal, May 7, 2013
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    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
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    Try the Fox News website.

    My cordless drill died.
     
    #112 Fenris Rose, May 7, 2013
  13. Firetip Inspire

    Firetip Inspire The Reaper

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    submerge in water. that should do it.

    I'm on fire
     
    #113 Firetip Inspire, May 7, 2013
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    QUICK! Douse yourself in gasoline!

    I'm scared of flying
     
    #114 A Smoove Criminal, May 7, 2013
  15. Dreamer

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    Learn how to parachute out of planes, and remember, repeated exposure helps make the fear go away faster.

    My bedroom locks from the outside and i'm trapped.
     
    #115 Dreamer, May 7, 2013
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    Use a chainsaw to cut down the door

    I don't know how to tie my shoes
     
    #116 A Smoove Criminal, May 7, 2013
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    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Set them on fire. That'll teach 'em.

    What kind of haircut should I get?
     
    #117 Stridershy, May 7, 2013
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    Parsons206 respiras, amicus
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    A medusa, snakes are in style

    I have insomnia, please help!
     
    #118 Parsons206, May 8, 2013
  19. Dreamer

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    drink coffee until you cant move. Your insomnia will go away when your body decides it needs sleep.

    I have narcolepsy heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeafs.... I mean... help.
     
    #119 Dreamer, May 8, 2013
  20. Timestopper Hay

    Timestopper Hay The Rage Gamer

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    poke yourself in the eye 12 times..

    Im banned in canada Help me get unbanned
     
    #120 Timestopper Hay, May 8, 2013
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