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  1. firebreeze

    firebreeze Pasta King
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    Pee on your boss to express dominance.

    I lost my soda.
     
    #161 firebreeze, May 20, 2013
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    Drink some acid, it'll help you get over the misery of losing the soda

    IDONTKNOWWHATIMYELLINGABOUT!
     
    #162 Snow, May 20, 2013
  3. firebreeze

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    Therefore your life cycle is over, prepare for execution.


    My dog runs in circles yelling, "The end is near."
     
    #163 firebreeze, May 20, 2013
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    BronyGeek27 Geek of all trades.

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    This dog is obviously the new messiah. We should send him to the Vatican so he can eat the Pope and begin spreading his new teachings.

    I occasionally hear voices coming from my washing machine..
     
    #164 BronyGeek27, May 20, 2013
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    Climb in while its running, that way you'll hear them clearly.

    how would I make my brother respect me?
     
    #165 Dreamer, May 20, 2013
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    firebreeze Pasta King
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    Pee on everything he loves.


    I can't stop running.
     
    #166 firebreeze, May 20, 2013
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    StealthToast Toasty!

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    Listen to Benny Hill's theme. It won't stop the running but it'll make it more fun!

    Why do I sometimes wish I was a flying tomato?
     
    #167 StealthToast, May 20, 2013
  8. firebreeze

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    You are discovering your true purpose, burry yourself and wait for the transformation.


    My tippity tapper is broken.
     
    #168 firebreeze, May 20, 2013
  9. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    Hire a tippity repair man to fix it... Then slap yourself for giving some random man money to fix something you made up.

    i can't fit my dog's collar around it's neck.
     
    #169 Dreamer, May 20, 2013
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    Buy a smaller collar

    i want to learn archery but my parents woun't let me what shall i do! (or am i doomed DOOMED! (lol))
     
    #170 Bakuganpham, May 21, 2013
  11. Fenris Rose

    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
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    Set the house on fire to express your displeasure.

    I stepped on a nail.
     
    #171 Fenris Rose, May 21, 2013
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    Stop being a ninja and sneaking around in socks. It seems like a goo idea to me.

    I just found a baby fluttershy... Help. helphelphelphelp.
     
    #172 Dreamer, May 21, 2013
  13. A Smoove Criminal

    A Smoove Criminal Professional Canadian
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    Feed it Ikea meatballs!

    I can't decide! Chimmy Cherry or Cherry Changa?!
     
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  14. firebreeze

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    Kill them both and make sausage.

    There is blood everywhere.
     
    #174 firebreeze, May 21, 2013
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    Hey there, Billy Mays here with the amazing new cleaner upper 300! For just one easy payment of your soul, you can own one today!

    I bought a sham-wow
     
    #175 Dreamer, May 21, 2013
  16. firebreeze

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    Pee into it constantly and then throw it at your enemies.


    I cannot assemble my furniture.
     
    #176 firebreeze, May 21, 2013
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    Use the disassembled pieces /the box in place if what its supposed see to be. Sharp things in top, so you don't loose them

    I forgot where I live
     
    #177 soul_less, May 22, 2013
  18. Dreamer

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    Ask directions from a random stranger. Nice people are bound to help.

    i want to breed canteloup in my garden.
     
    #178 Dreamer, May 22, 2013
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    Play them a Barry White album.

    My foot hurts.
     
    #179 Fenris Rose, May 22, 2013
  20. firebreeze

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    Nail it to the floor so you have a different thing to focus on.

    My pasta is still raw.
     
    #180 firebreeze, May 22, 2013
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