Banned for not wanting to ban anyone/ pony/ dog in a forum thread where you are supposed to ban them.
Banned because, I've searched, time & time again, but each waking hour I do so, I feel like I'm being brought closer to insanity, I search 3 times a year, but each time I have more, & more files, I can't take it anymore! After this next search, if I can't find it, I quit!
Banned because they're never coming back, my confidence is gone forever, I'm sorry (my confidence doesn't have a gender)