Ban the pony above you

Banned because at least the cats can land on their feet.

 

Banned because no-one cares about the cats.

 

Banned because I do.

 

Banned for being wise to the cat's ploy.

 

Banned for teaching rats to die.

 

Banned for teaching ex-pats to make Chai.

 

Banned for teaching prats to drink rye.

 

Banned for foreign drinks.

 

Banned for native drinks.

 

Banned for ancient drinks.

 

Banned for future drinks.

 

Banned for present drinks.

 

Banned because I am thirsty. :~:

 

Banned for being thirsty

 

Banned for copying what rex said.

 

Banned for not coping what he said.