Ban the pony above you

Banned for reading too much about Dickens

 

Banned for not being a Dickens enthusiast.

 

Banned because I'm not.

 

Banned for being a knot.

 

Banned for getting tied up.

 

Banned for tying me up.

 

Banned for typing me up.

 

Banned for being a type.

 

Banned for being a typo.

 

Banned for trying to correct me.

 

Banned for corrections.

 

Banned for- No, wait, can't use that...

 

Banned for not using that,

 

Banned for not using a hat.

 

Banned because hats are useless.

 

Banned for never getting a cold head.

 

Banned because Skittles help me with that.

 

Banned for going back right before I sleep D:

 

Banned for going to sleep. Stay up late like I do.

 

Banned because my mum won't let me ;~;