Ban the pony above you

Banned for poor early life decisions.

 

Banned because I'm proud of what I've become! *sobs quietly*

 

Banner for pride.

 

Rainbow banner for pride.

 

Banned for parading

 

Not banned for throwing streamers.

 

Not banned for confetti

 

Not banned for party cannon.

 

Banned for not aiming it at others.

 

Banned for not noticing they're all pointed at you.

 

Banned for missing.

 

Banned for mussing.

 

Banned for being mean.

 

Banned for making me apologise for alleged meanness.

 

Banned for falling for the trap

 

Banned for covering it with leaves and things.

 

Banned for being too tall to fall all the way in.

 

Banned because now my head looks like a periscope.

 

Banned for not actually being one.

 

Banned for trying to look through me like that