Ban the pony above you

Banned for talking to awesome people instead of me

 

Banned because we're all awesome. Including you.

 

Not banned for saying I'm awesome

 

Not banned for being happy.

 

Not banned for not banning.

 

Banned for not banning.

 

Banned for banning a non-banner.

 

Banned for bringing up the banhammer.

 

Banned for swinging the banhammer around recklessly.

 

Banned for hitting me with the banhammer.

 

Banned because it wasn't the banhammer, it was my rhythm stick.

 

Banned for improper use of a rhythm stick.

 

Banned because I hit her slowly, hit her quick!

 

Banned for hitting too fast that I couldn't feel it.

 

Banned for having some kind of strange rhythm-induced nerve damage.

 

Banned because I have very powerful nerves.

 

Not banned 'cause I don't want to get on your powerful nerves!

 

Banned because I'd recommend not to.

 

Banned 'cause now I kinda want to, just to see what happens.

 

Banned because just do it to get it over it.