Ban the pony above you

Banned for not knowing that I exploded all the place you could hide~ Muhahahahahaha~

 

Banned for forgetting that I may not be able to hide, but I can still run! *runs in circles*

 

Banned for running around in a minefield~

 

Banned because I like mines! *hugs one of the mines*

 

Banned because you rather be exploded than alive~

 

Banned because I will arrive shiny and chrome at the gates of Valhalla! Witness me! *explodes*

 

Banned for self-destruction~

 

Banned because it's better than letting someone else do it!

 

Banned making esplosions~

 

Not banned for witnessing me.

 

Not banned for knowing witnesses~

 

Not banned for knowing I have a fine selection of alibis available for rent.

 

Not banned for knowing so many alibis~

 

Not banned for being good and not needing any of my alibis.

 

Not banned for for seeing that~

 

Not banned for not having anything to hide.

 

Not banned for being right~

 

Not banned for helping me rack up a significant non-ban chain

 

Not banned for letting the not banned chain going~

 

Not banned for approving of the chain.