Ban the pony above you

Not banned for realizing it~

 

Not banned for being willing to help me secure the silly-seeking-source?

 

Not banned for knowing of my wiggles~

 

Not banned because your wiggles are cute, but seemingly irrelevant.

 

Not banned because wiggling is fun.

 

Not banned for presenting a valid opinion.

 

Not banned because it's quite a good one,

 

Not banned for having opinions on your own opinions.

 

Not banned because it feels good to say opinions.

 

Not banned because those aren't opinions; they're onions!

 

Banned because onions make my eyes water.

 

Banned because:

 

Banned because I'm a woman!

 

Banned for feeling the need to remind me of that!

 

Banned for having that feeling.

 

Banned because I can't stop it; it's deep inside of me!

 

Banned because that's a bunch of baloney.

 

Banned for saying there's a bunch of baloney inside of me! D=

 

Banned because it's very deep down inside of you.

 

Banned because I don't even know what baloney is!