Banned for not looking at the name on the licence you stole. I made sure you stole your own. Saved me the trouble of having to issue it to you and I thought you'd find it more fun.
*looks at the licence* Banned for somehow discovering my last name! Even I'd forgotten what that was!
Banned for no knowing rocks are good with pickles and herrings. Also TRP you'll get you licence back in a few hours. I made sure it wasn't digestible.