Cats have proven to give immortality http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/4b/Dro_immort_02.mp3
Ok, never expected that. If that was the only thing I heard from the guy I would respect him, sadly I have heard other things. Makes me wonder what the position of Fred Phelps is on transgendered people. Probably horrible like on everything else, but who knows. (Reminds me that I always thought it would be funny if the WBC protested ponies, just imagine the signs.) (Edit. Nevermind, the WBC have pretty much the opinion they have on everybody else, pure hatred.)
[video=youtube;XjSVRsoBYNY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XjSVRsoBYNY[/video]
"Now that I have successfully disguised myself as Shining Armor, I, Spongebob Squarepants, will usurp the throne!"
*David Attenbrough voice* here we see the Christmas fox. Who only wakes up when he is called with his mating call: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!