I steal the diamond off Dr. Whooves before he has chance to exchange it. I give it to Vladimir Putin.
I tell him to look down then back up then into his hand then to my hand cus I have it, then I fly off XD. I hide it inside the missives of troll comments on troll bait YouTube videos
I use my troll knowledge to navigate the sea of rage and take the diamond. I hide it inside Lagann, inside Gurren Lagann, inside DaiGurren Lagann, inside Galaxy Lagann, inside Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, inside, Kamina Lagann.
Wait what? I pull out fluttershy and her stare to let me beat anything then give the fluttershy the diamond as a thanks.
I call Gilda and ask her to repay that favour she owes me for bailing her out of prison. She goes over to Fluttershy's and terrifies her into giving her the diamond. But, that God damn griffon flies off with it.
I march into the sea and retrieve the diamond. I then put the diamond in a Volgon bank account. (If you are unfamiliar with the Hitch Hiker references, then Volgons do Kafka proud)
You fall asleep and hence fall down letting me take it, I hide it at the zoo, elephant enclosure, behind one, whilst it eats... I think you see where this is going
I'm going to be dealing with animals as a career, this won't bother me. I put on gloves and and pull the diamond out. I throw it down a bottomless pit...
I stand on the other side of the planet, where the forces of gravity should by all accounts should mean the diamond simply falls into my hand. Oop! And it does. I give it to Fluttershy as a present.
I go to Fluttershy's and slip a "From Zephyr" tag on the package it arrived in. I'll let some other heartless monster take it...
I go to Fluttershy and ask for it nicely, because stealing is way too mean. I drop it down a hole directly in the center of the earth where gravity keeps it perfectly in the center.
I eat the earth, then excrete the diamond... from my mouth. I then hide the diamond somewhere between the 10th and 11th dimensions.
Somewhere between the 10th and 11th dimensions ends up being my pocket. I take it out of my pocket. I hide it in a passing comet.
comet crashes in equiestra I take it and hide it in one of my posts have fun trying to find things [color="111"]I [/color][color="222"]h[/color][color="333"]i[/color][color="444"]d[/color][color="555"]e [/color][color="666"]i[/color][color="777"]n [/color][color="888"]m[/color][color="999"]y [/color]posts DIAMOND Here it is... Heres a hug I said I would hide for Foxy too.
I noclip to the last room and take the Diamond, I then hide it at the end of the corridor of madness to walk it will make you mad!
Instead of walking the corridor of madness, I skip. :Trollestia: Problem? I then feed the diamond to a shark with a lazer.