Capture the diamond

i come across gollum and fight him for it and he slips into the lava with me holding said ring and diamond, i use the ring to make the diamond invisable and place in where everypony can see it, but can't see it as they look right thou it.

 

I just take the diamond.

I hide it under my other diamond.

 

I remove your other diamond and take the real one.

I give it to the Doctor and tell him the Daleks need it to make a superweapon.

 

I run into the tadis, steal it, and go quad biking,

we lose it in the mud and it sinks deep into the earths crust

 

I notice the diamond weight and pull it off of my back.



I toss the diamond down the throat of a basilisk. Then I run from the now enraged serpent.

 

I draw the Gryffindor´s sword and face the basilisk, after a epic battle, I cut his head and recover the diamond.

but then a phoenix(Phillomena) from no where come and take the diamond from my hand when I was raising it in the air in exclaim of victory XD.
(P.S: I think is not good combine so many worlds and games whit this, because maybe someponies dont know what are you talking about, no offense XD)

 

As a high standing member of the Royal guard Phillomena delivers the Diamond to me for save keeping.
*Loads crossbow*
Wanna try your luck? I got load of guards at my command.

 

Disguised as a guard, I stealthily slip the diamond into my pocket then sound the alarm. While searching the perimeter for the thief, I casually slip out n the midst of the confusion.



I then take the diamond and send it into space via huge *** catapult.

 

While orbiting the outer atmosphere, Philomena notices the diamond she grabbed earlier.

She grabs it, and drops it into the deepest ocean.

 

I was diving in the sea, looking for corals and sea stuff for my collection, when a strange shine catch my attention, I dive deep and in a couple of rocks I saw the diamond =).
I leave the sea and back to my home, were I put the diamond in treasures Chest locked whit a magic padlock, imposible to force it, only whit the Key, that Im use it has a necklace.
I just want to say that not fair say that you kill me or attack me XD

 

Rather than breaking the magic padlock, I smash the box and grab the diamond.



I then take the diamond and send it back in time about 40 million years.

 

I have a time machine, go back to that age, get it, return it back to our time.

Now I take this diamond, and throw it in my garbage. NOW LET'S SEE HOW YOU'LL GET IT BACK >

 

Waits for bin lorry, who collects garbage but it falls out the truck so i can pick it up with ease

I throw it into a pig farm, one of the pig eats it.

 

Well. let me think..........when I go to the supermarket to buy food, I bought a package of pig meat, and in my home, when I open it to make the dinner, the Diamond fell to the ground, Surprice¡¡¡ XD (this is assuming that the pig of the farm was proceced and turn it in meal, you get it right?)

I take the Diamond and,....... I clean it XD, and after I go to the bank to save it in my account XD.

 

urm...we could go with that, just pigs eat anything and everything.....watch a British Film called Snatch, GOOD FILM!

You never make it to the bank, you have a car crash that launchs the diamond from your car to my motorbike where i go to the Nureabuory Ring in Germany and it falls out centre of the track with all the cars and bikes passing at about 180+mph

 

I become the immovable object, and go to the centre of the track. Luckily everyone passed that part of the track, thus i have no worries on how to get the diamond.

I pick up the diamond, and then change back to my earlier self. As i do that, a car hits me, and tosses me 11032 kms to the west, and i end up in - Florida. My arm, along with the diamond, gets eaten by a Crocodile, And the Crocodile gets eaten by a Hippo (Don't ask). The Hippo then kills me, and i get ressurected.

 

I lure the hippo into a squeezing machine and squeeze the Diamond, after which the Hippo pops causing there to be blood and guts to be everywhere, i drop the Diamond into this mess

 

I find a diamond on my first day of work for HippoGutsCleaners ltd. I don't tell anyone, and hide it in my pocket, and get on a plane to Belgrade. However, it falls out of my pocket when I'm on the toilet, and is expelled from the plane via the waste chute system. It's currently in freefall thousands of feet in the air above Austria.

 

I happen to be skydiving from the very same aircraft. I grab the diamond, then realize I'm plummeting towards Austria. I open my parachute, then put a little parachute on the diamond and send it floating away.