Capture the diamond

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  1. Naikado

    Naikado A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    I find the diamond floating down in front of my house, take it, and put it into a pretteh necklace. I then continue to wear it, BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL PRETTY.
     
  2. Dragonbait

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    I ask you if this cloth smells like chloroform. It does. I then take the diamond off your necklace.

    I place it in an unsolvable maze in a house of mirrors.
     
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    I break all the mirrors.


    I take the diamond and put in a rappers grill.
     
  4. Jaret

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    I shoot the Rapper.

    I take the diamond and hide it inside the oldest violin in the world.
     
  5. Tenortrouble

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    I shake the diamond out of the violin.


    I then put it into Chuck Norris' belly button.
     
  6. Ciphered

    Ciphered Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    I drug him in his sleep and pull it out.
    (Don't bug me about Chuck Norris jokes, I hate Chuck Norris jokes :/)

    I proceed to hide the diamond in a metal box.
     
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    I use a magnet and the diamond is mine! U mad?


    I then put the diamond in a nuclear weapon. The weapon is then put in a stockpile.
     
  8. Naikado

    Naikado A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Diamond in belly. Still wondering how people got in my house, and how magnets would work on diamonds.
     
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    The diamond was in a metal box.


    I have one thing to say..... HEIMLICH!


    The diamond is mine! I place it in a mine.
     
  10. Zephyr Wind

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    With the help of a axe (made of diamond, weirdly enough) and a couple of creeper explosions, I Minecraft my way into your mine and swipe it.

    I put the diamond in a museum, like Indiana Jones requested it.
     
  11. DanSze

    DanSze Yard Sale Cowboy (on CD)
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    I spenda century training in the arts of a ninja and steal your diamond without you knowing it was stolen.

    I then hide the diamond with my fellow ninjas in the ninja hideout of ninja.
     
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    I cause the battle of the centenary to happen between pirates and ninjas, during the blood shred I steal the diamond and make it part of the crown jewels so it is forever guards
     
  13. Naikado

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    I become phone and threaten Slenderman, who promptly retrieves the diamond and abducts a few several thousand children.

    I keep the diamond under my tongue.
     
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    dude? what? :dunno:

    I kick you in the face, causing the diamond to fly out of your mouth and down a drain, from here it sinks into the bottomless pit of ...waste
     
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    Recovering from a face-kick, I hire trained professionals to retrieve the diamond. Of the forty sent in, only one survives. After I retrieve the diamond, I pay him the share he was promised, which was about 0.23$.

    I then hide it in the sky.
     
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    Gravity kicks in. I pull the diamond out of your hand.




    I hide the diamond in an industrial dishwasher. That thing is nasty!
     
  17. Dragonbait

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    I put on rubber gloves, grab the diamond, then leave the gloves on the door to your house.

    I put the diamond in a cake at Sugarcube Corner and let Pinkie Pie devour it.
     
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    I retrieve the diamond and leave a plate of pink Cupcakes with balloon decorations on your doorstep.




    Flour, sugar, you know, the usual. But I had you thinking the worst!

    Pinkie Pie then helps me hide it in the Everfree Forest.
     
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    I, with the help of Fluttershy, recruit woodland creatures to find and retrieve the diamond.

    I then put the diamond in a box, put that box in another box, gift wrap the box and wrap it in chains, mail it to myself, then when it gets to me, I SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! I then take the flattened package and slip it under the Rock of Gibraltar.
     
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    I get the help of an imperious llama and a peasant to help me get it.



    I then take the diamond and put in a pile of nearly identical diamonds.
     

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